This is how I picture you right now...
So, I wend..err..wended...went my way inside and towards the back of the shop, where bookshelves are arraigned. The books upon them are not just wiggled into place higgledy-piggeldy you know! They are alphabeticised! And lo, I found myself crouched, sheltering from the storm which raged outside (see above) right next to the 'L''s. And, just as a particularly arcane and indeed eldritch crash of thunder boomed out overhead, my eyes fell upon ... MY OWN BOOK! Yes, well may ye gather your skirts around you and draw closer to the fire, for I had foreseen the coming of the shelving! And, and this is the important bit that relates back to the beginning of this post, I attempted to photograph, for posterity, this positioning of both cover and words in such form that the passing public may be tempted to peruse, nay, purchase, said book.
I took three shots of my own thumb, two of my own face (the camera was on a phone and facing the wrong way, but it's not my phone and, quite frankly, I think it's a bloody miracle that I managed not to call everyone in the address book) and finally.... a shot of Please Don't Stop the Music, resting amid other novels of its ilk.
But I can't work out how to get it a) off the phone and b) onto this blog. So you'll just have to believe me.