Marzipan. Delicious yellow cake covering or food of the Devil? Discuss.
There is a point to this, just hold on, I'll get there in a minute.
I always hated marzipan. Many a fruitcake has been picked to shreds by yours truly in her formative years, carefully dissecting the icing layer to remove any stray molecules of almondy stuff. In fact it's a wonder I didn't go into forensic medicine, such was my attention to detail. And then, suddenly one day, (probably in the middle of an unsuspected Battenburg, slipped onto my plate by a 'friend' whilst I was busy holding forth on some subject dear to my heart), I realised that it wasn't so bad after all. All right, a bit unnaturally yellow, but so is Dale Winton. Although I suppose he's more orangey, but in a bad light he's a dead ringer for a sponge finger. Anyway. I was a marzipanular convert.
This means that I now eat Christmas cake with all the fervour of a cult-junkie instead of nibbling round the icing like an explosives expert entering a mine field. All right, this has repercussions for the size of my bottom, but it also made me start thinking (well, I had to, can't leave the house any more. It's only a matter of days before I have to start cleaning myself with a rag on a stick - damn you, marzipan!). Remember all those things you hated when you were a child? And I'm talking about food items here, not other things like whiskery aunts, next-door's dog, Mrs Adams from Class One and those faceless zombie things your friend showed you a picture of and now teases you because you refuse to go to upstairs alone unless all the lights are on and the downstairs door is kept open.
Things like dark chocolate. Marmite. Old-man's leg cheese (that's the cheese with those blue veins in, not cheese that smells like an old man's leg, because that would suppose knowledge that you would never admit to having). How many of these things have you come around to liking, now that you have a full set of adult teeth and your own Council Tax bill? Seriously, what happens to the taste buds as we get older? Am I going to find that, in say ten years time, I enjoy the taste of wet plasterboard? And how many of my other tastes have changed beyond recognition? Sadly, I no longer find Adam Ant the pinacle of male desirability and I find myself dreading the inevitable slide towards lusting after such well-known objects of desire as David Suchet and nice upright chairs.
Likewise, I am teetering on the borderline between quietly dribbling over these:
and thinking that maybe I'd be better off in these:
And keep your hands off the marzipan.
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