|I suppose they sing 'Oh Come, All Ye Fatful'...|
I mean, what happens to mushrooms when they go mouldy? Hmmmm? Some sort of recursive process, whereby they grow mushrooms on them?
|Mushrooms don't go mouldy, they just give each other piggybacks.|
And, yes, 'Yoghurt - what more can happen?' is an excellent t-shirt slogan...