|All of the yeses|
Anyway, how do big blobby swamp monsters like the one above eat their dinner? How do they find their mouths? I have enough trouble managing to poke food into my own face, and that's got a pretty straightforward arrangement of features - yet I still manage to get a large percentage of any given dinner down my front. All those tentacles must be a nightmare, especially if you were eating spaghetti, you'd find you'd eaten half your own face, surely? And the sauce would get splattered everywhere, you'd have to redecorate after a tomato-based meal...
Okay. So my blog isn't a swamp monster. Unfortunately, neither is it Tom Hiddleston. But it is where I tell you about things, so now is a good time to mention that 'Can't Buy Me Love' (which was originally published as 'Reversing Over Liberace', but has been updated and generally re-titivated) is out on 28th of June, from Choc Lit, for your Kindle.
You're not getting Tom Hiddleston. He's mine.